Bike Knowledge : Beard Growth Ratio

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Bike Knowledge : Beard Growth Ratio

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Thought you guys might appreciate this.
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That's GREAT. Very funny and true; be it for bikers, offroaders, musicians lol.

Would be funny too for artist to do simular drawing showing increasing size of bald spot and its relationship top biking knowledge gained.... which brings up the point that this artist forgot to draw the skull cap that bikers use to cover their bald spot
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Just saw this today and it cracked me up so I thought I would share it. Sometimes the simplest of sentiments have the most truth.
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Lol Very good :-) I think I've seen other sayings about beards & wisdom but can't remember them.
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As I shaved my beard off in the past.... Does that make me a biking novice again?!!!! :D
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Yeah I'm wondering if my well cultivated stubble counts for anything? :-)
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old clunker wrote:As I shaved my beard off in the past.... Does that make me a biking novice again?!!!! :D
Shaving it is called "Camoflage", you are hiding your bike knowledge to fit in with us plebeian folk.
Stuart wrote:Yeah I'm wondering if my well cultivated stubble counts for anything? :-)
That depends on whether it is 'Viggo Mortensen' stubble or 'crazy dave the street bum' stubble. If it's the former then it confers and air of scholarly expertise to your person. If its the latter, than you probably shouldn't be around a bike, because you'll start huffing the exhaust fumes.
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:-) As Ola would say, "why do we cultivate hair on our face when it grows from our backsides for free".
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Stuart wrote::-) As Ola would say, "why do we cultivate hair on our face when it grows from our backsides for free".
Ola is truly wise in this statement.
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I would even go so far as to say he is a Wizard :-)
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